25 Video Clips That Will Make You Happy To Be Alive Filed under ( American Music, awsome, boys, Celebz, clips, colours, Funny, Humor, Top, top 25, USA, videos, vidro, Watermelons, Wonderful ) by AAA

 If there's one thing that YouTube is good for, it's distracting us from how lousy our lives are. Here are 25 of the most life-affirming clips to ever be posted.

25 Double Dream Hands

Look at how happy this guy is! It's like nobody in the entire world has ever told him that he's crazy and his dancing is ridiculous. This is some The Truman Show level obliviousness. But if you could pull off the Double Dream Hands, wouldn't you?

24 Cat Riding Turtle

Bizarre animal-animal interactions are a major component of YouTube. The science is simple: if one animal owns, two animals must double own. Case in point: this clip, in which a turtle gives a boost to a kitten to the tune of "They See Me Rollin'" by Chamillionaire.

23 Kid Dies From Dodgeball

There are few things better than little kids trying to make horror movies. Their ridiculous perception of what's actually scary will always crack me up, especially if they're using a Flip Video and don't take the time to even replace the default title. I could watch this over and over all day.

22 Kasparov Penis Helicopter

Rubber dinks are always funny when you're using them for something other than their intended purpose. We're not going to talk about their intended purpose here. Instead, we're going to talk about how brilliant it is to attach one to an RC helicopter and use it to hassle chess legend Gary Kasparov, fresh from his loss against chess computer Deep Blue.
21What's It Gonna Be

Before Dr. Ken Jeong got famous from Knocked Up and The Hangover, I knew him from his insane silver-bodysuited appearance in this deliciously filthy music video by Mike O'Connell. You've got a choice to make, ladies of the world. Make the right one.
20 Prisencolinensinainciusol

Sticking with the musical theme, "Prisencolinensinainciusol" is a song that was originally written in 1972 by Adriano Celentano, an Italian TV host. The lyrics are complete gibberish - although they sort of sound like a Tourettes-afflicted Bob Dylan, they mean nothing in Italian or English. And yet - and yet it rocks so hard.
19 Black Actors On Friends

You wouldn't think that the subject of Black actors with speaking roles on Friends could be so... funky! But with the aid of an animated Muhammad Ali and the Press Your Luck theme song, this might be your new favorite jam no matter what your race.
18 Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

You know what country's really good at making things that make you ask "WTF?" with a gigantic smile on your face? Japan! Literally one out of every three things that comes from the Land of the Rising Sun is totally insane. Here we have Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend, a brief computer-animated feature about a young man, his steamroller, and some dudes in very small pants.
17 Crazy Frog Bros

Remember when you were a little kid and you'd just dance? It wasn't about looking cool or even not looking stupid, it was just that music was so freaking awesome that it made your spastic underdeveloped body have to go buckwild. These two kids do. Throw in the formerly annoying and inescapable but now sort of nostalgic Crazy Frog ringtone slash Beverly Hills Cop remix and a rope swing and you have pure idiot joy.
16 Cyriak's Animation Mix

British animator Cyriak Harris is a man with a very strange brain. His unique and bizarre Web animations, set to soundtracks of his own devising, are quick little peeks into a world of surreal hilarity. This megamix of literally dozens of his best will keep you glued to the screen for five minutes.
15 Lasagna Cat

This incredible series of live-action re-enactments of Garfield strips is great from beginning to end, but this one is absolutely spectacular. Nothing but positive quotes about the two Garfield movies, set to the theme from Jurassic Park. If you don't know how great that is as a concept, watch this video now.
14 I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me

Who says punk is dead? Not these kids, who take the subject of a chubadub in their class and transform it into the greatest song ever composed by two kids with acoustic guitars. I think they have a great future ahead of them.
13 Hot Salsa Dog

Okay, so a lot of animal videos on YouTube are just a little too cloying to take, but this one is just about perfection - thirty seconds of a hairy ol' dog doing salsa dancing better than any human being I know. Not that I know a lot of people who do salsa dancing. Sorry.
12 Stewart Avenue Fire

You wouldn't think that a fire on a suburban Canadian street would make you happy to be alive, but guess what? This video will. Just wait for the shirtless guy (quite possibly the culprit) to make your day.
11Katy Perry Slime Loop

If something's good once, it's probably doubleplusgood looped in rapid succession. Proof: this video, clipped from the Teen Choice Awards, of pop songstress Katy Perry opening a box and getting a firehose blast of slime to the face. Love her or hate her, this is a thing of deviant beauty.
10  Foxes On A Trampoline

The best thing about this video of a pair of foxes on a trampoline is that they've lived under the cruel thumb of gravity their whole lives, and now they're free. Or at least until somebody chases them off of this trampoline.
9 Breakdance Battle Of The Year

Some of these videos make you feel good because you feel superior to the poor dumb schmucks in them. But then there's the ones that make you happy that, somewhere out there, the human race has evolved individuals who can bust moves as totally insane as this. God bless you, Mr. B-Boy.
8 NYC Pillow Fight

Yes, I am fully aware that New York City is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, populated by dregs and the ultra-rich, but every once in a while the city forgets what it's like to live face-to-ass with four million other people and does something awesome. Case in point: this gigantic annual pillowfight
7 Top That

Oh, man, Teen Witch. This gender-swapped Teen Wolf ripoff is one of the best corny 80s movies ever, in no small measure due to this impossibly hilarious scene, where magical powers meet horrible white rapping and some seriously funky jorts. I have watched this every day for the last three years.
6 Mah Na Mah Na

Okay, so most of us remember this surreal Muppets classic from our childhood, but guess what - it still holds up! Very few videos can bring me back to being six years old and sitting in front of a grainy old TV like this one can. Special bonus: the song is originally from an Italian soft porn movie!
5 Floor Moves

Remember that breakdancing video a few back? Wasn't that amazing? It sure was. This video, by "Spike Can Dance," is also amazing, but in the completely opposite way.
4 Tail Slaps

Why does an insurance company need a fight song? And why would they set it to a video of humpback whales spouting and splashing? I don't have answers to either of those questions, but something about the balls-out absurdity of this video is totally soul-affirming.
3 United States Of Whatever

If there was any justice in this world, Liam Lynch would be the President. Unfortunately, justice died a while back. We still have Lynch's fantastic contributions to the American lexicon, most notably this absolutely ridiculous double middle finger to the world. If you're down because of jerkops harshing your mellow, pump this in your headphones and Whatever along.
2 Watermelon Nights

Animator Dan Meth is well-known for his hilarious hand-drawn shorts, but for this clip he takes a posse of watermelons out into the real world for a stop-motion odyssey that is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, especially if you're nostalgic for the melon-filled days of summer.

 1 Tunak Tunak Tun

The video for "Tunak Tunak Tun" by Daler Mehndi has been floating around on the Internet since before YouTube even existed. I first saw it in like 1998. Thirteen years later, it's still one of the greatest thing ever. Over a ridiculously catchy beat, the Punjabi singer (with the aid of some special effects) drops flow like whoa. I defy you to listen to this and not smile. If you can, you're some kind of Dexter. Get help.

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20 Must-Have Holiday Gifts Of Years Past Filed under ( Art, Charming, Cool, Crazy, Creations, Cute Girls, Event, Fair, Funny, Heart, holiday, Holiday Gifts, Information, Pleasent, Wonderful, Years Past ) by AAA

Hordes of shoppers brutally competing for overpriced junk - this is the stuff a holiday massacre is made of. Here's 20 gifts that inspired crowd madness.

1 Cabbage Patch Kids

Xavier Roberts created the Cabbage Patch dolls in 1978, but it wasn't until toy giant Coleco began mass-producing them in 1982 that they became one of the most hideous holiday fads America has ever seen. The melon-headed dolls, each one with a birth certificate and its own precious identity, were the must-have toy of 1983, with massive shortages nationwide and parents literally physically harming one another to get hold of one for their precious kids. Department store riots were common, with employees defending themselves with baseball bats against the onslaught of shoppers.

2 Big Mouth Billy Bass

Why, oh why was this the most popular gift in America in 2000? I guess we can argue that it was before we had our national innocence shattered by the spectre of terrorism, but really? A plastic fish that sings "Don't Worry, Be Happy" sells millions of units? For Gemmy Industries, it was a tidal wave of success that spawned dozens of imitators and died soon after. By 2002, the singing largemouth bass had been consigned to the dustbin of gag gift history.

3 Beanie Babies

The absolutely worst thing that can happen to a toy is for somebody to declare it "collectible." That usually sparks a massive feeding frenzy where desperate fools looking to make a quick buck spend too much cash and end up disappointed. Such was the case with Beanie Babies, simply-made beanbag toys produced by Ty Warner in the 1990s. By 1995, there was a thriving collectible market for the toys, but by 2000 the fad had ended and old ladies nationwide were stuck with worthless scraps of fabric that they'd spent their kids college funds on.

4 Rubik's Cube

When Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik created his cube puzzle in 1974, he had no idea that it would become one of the defining symbols of the 80s. Such is life, I guess, but after the Cube hit American shores in 1980 it found a spot in pretty much every kid's stocking for the next few years. Parents liked it because it had a vaguely European name and maybe could teach your kid some math. Kids liked it because... hell, I'm not sure why kids liked it. The fad was over by 1982 but by then it was too late. With over 350 million cubes sold, it's one of the most popular toys ever invented.

5 Tickle Me Elmo

You can really tell a lot about a person by their opinion on Elmo. Old farts like myself believe that his introduction in 1981 (as Elmo, he'd been in the background previously) marked the beginning of the end for Sesame Street. His annoying falsetto quickly came to dominate the show, and the geniuses at CTW cashed in with a slew of toys and tie-ins. 1996's Tickle Me Elmo was one of the biggest holiday fads of all time. The demand for the toy was so intense that people were selling it for over $1500 - this is a toy that retailed at $28.99! Wal-Mart employees were trampled, shoppers were hurt, and it was a horrible Christmas.

6 Furby

In 1996, Tiger Electronics released the first massively popular robotic toy. And it looked like an owl and a hamster had sex, possibly in a threesome with Yoda. Furbys were bizarre artificial pets that spoke their own gibberish language but would "learn" English the more you played and interacted with them. For some unknown reason, they became the hot toy of the holiday season, with stores barely able to keep them in stock and scalpers selling them for over $100. Over 27 million of them were sold in 12 months, but just as quickly as the fad started it ended, with millions of abandoned Furbys jabbering at each other in dumpsters worldwide.

7 Glow Worm

Capitalizing on kids' native fears is always a good way to rake in some cash, and in 1982 the Playskool company made bazillions with a stupid little toy with a light bulk in its head. Glow Worm was a stuffed insect larvae in a nightcap that, when squeezed, would light up to chase away all of those nasty night terrors (or at least the ones scared of worms). For some reason, this became a smash hit and stores struggled to keep them in stock that holiday season.

8 Hula Hoop

This was maybe the first real toy fad of the modern era. In 1957, the geniuses at Wham-O, high off of the success of the Frisbee, test marketed these hollow plastic hoops in California and discovered that kids loved to spin them around their hips. After only four months, they'd sold 25 million of the damned things at a tidy profit. It was the toy to have in '57, and the fad basically died after a year - sure, Hula Hoops were still sold, but never in such insane quantities.

9 Hypercolor

Fashion fads usually don't make the crossover to Christmas must-haves, but Hypercolor was the notable exception. Starting in 1991, the Generra Sportswear Company started producing shirts with a special color-changing chemical that would shift hue when exposed to heat. For some damn reason, everybody on Earth had to have some. The early 1990s were not a fine time for fashion, and sweatshirts that drew attention to your armpit stains were no exception. After millions of dollars of sales, where Generra couldn't even keep up with demand, the company went bankrupt in 1992.

10 Magic Eye

Man, we must have been seriously bored in 1993. How else to explain the overwhelming success of the Magic Eye books? These eye-straining optical illusions, created by Tom Baccei and Cheri Smith, use a patented process to "hide" images in repeating patterns. Combined, they spent a total of 73 weeks on the New York Times' bestseller list. And for what?

11 Nintendo 64

Nintendo was the last company to launch a console in the 5th generation of video games, and while the jury's out on whether it was worth waiting for, there's no denying that Christmas of 1996 was all about the Nintendo 64. I could use words to talk about how every kid in America wanted one, but just watch this video instead.

12 Pet Rock

Let's be frank: keeping a real animal alive is sometimes beyond our humble abilities. That explains the enormous popularity of the Pet Rock in the 1970s. Created by ad-man Gary Dahl, what was at first just a prank quickly bloomed into a massive cultural pehnomenon, with over five million being sold at $3.95 each. Since these were just rocks, Dahl quickly became a multi-millionaire.

13 Simon

Early electronic games were primitive and annoying, but in 1978 Milton Bradley changed all that with Simon. The game of memory and reflexes developed by Ralph Baer and Howard Morrison was a massive smash hit, with just four buttons and some blinking lights. Milton Bradley launched the game at a glitz event at New York's disco den Studio 54, and that holiday season it was the must-buy toy for American kids. Parents were frantic to get ahold of one, and fistfights broke out in stores.

14 Speak & Spell

Electronic breakthroughs often make for fad toys, and such was the case with the Speak & Spell, the first kid's toy to use digitally created speech (as opposed to recordings). Developed by Paul Breedlove at Texas Instruments, the Speak & Spell was sort of like the first laptop for kids - it had a full keyboard and a one-line VFD display, and sold like hotcakes during the 1978 holiday season. Is it any wonder that those of us who were kids back then all want to have sex with robots now?

15 Tamagotchi

So the Pet Rock was the '70s version of a fake pet, but leave it to the neurotic '90s to create an even more annoying one. The Tamagotchi was invented by Japanese monsters Akihiro Yokoi and Aki Maita and released in the West in 1997. In a cheap plastic shell resided a pixelated cartoon animal. Pressing buttons on the side let you feed, pet and "play with" this critter, which would react accordingly. Take care of it and it would thrive, neglect it and it would starve. You even had to clean up its little digital poop. For some reason, every kid in the world wanted to show some responsibility for once, and over 70 million of the damn things were sold. All of them are dead now.

16 Troll Dolls

I know that most of the fads on this list have been '80s, '90s stuff - that is, after all, when I was alive - but fads didn't start with my birth. In 1963, one of the biggest toy crazes to sweep America hit on Christmas and didn't let up for two years. Troll dolls, also known as Wishniks, were created by a Danish woodcarver and introduced to the United States, where the hideous critters with the giant puff of hair became a gigantic fad. Girls stockpiled the ugly little buggers by the dozen until, as swiftyl as they came, they were gone.

17 Webkinz

Let's face it: by the time today's kids are adults, they'll probably be plugged into the Matrix 24/7. Blame crap like Webkinz, which swept the holiday season by storm in 2006. Cheapy-made stuffed animals, the real reason people bought them was because they came with an "access code," which got the owner access to an online site called Webkinz World. There they play games to earn virtual cash and bla bla bla, but the real hook was this: you had to buy a new stuffed animal and input a new code every two weeks to stay online. This awesome scam made the company $100 million in 2006.

18 Nintendo Wii

Remember in 2006 when the Wii hit? Everybody freaked the F out that Nintendo was dropping a console with a totally new control mechanism. It was the biggest news in gaming in years. Yes, in retrospect ninety percent of the games kind of sucked and the Wiimote needed an extra part to work how they promised, but whatevs. The Wii sold over 600,000 copies in its first eight days, causing massive shortages during the holiday season. Resellers immediately started to gouge the poor suckers who didn't get theirs.

19 Zhu Zhu Pets

What the hell was up with these things last year? Zhu Zhu Pets, for those who didn't hear, are a line of fairly cheaply-made robotic hamsters that are made in China and have little wheels on the bottom for exploring. They wander around, bump into stuff, make noise - nothing special. And yet, through some kind of bizarre chicanery, they were 2009's epic holiday fad. Resellers were marking them up 400% from their retail price and Wal-Mart couldn't keep them in stock. The lesson here? Kids are stupid and crazy.

20 Pogs

Here's a great example of how unpredictable fads can be: the game of Pogs had been played in Hawaii since the 1930s, but when a math teacher taught a new generation of kids the game in 1991, it swept the islands like a tidal wave. Played with cardboard bottle caps, within months the company who made them was shipping millions to Hawaii, and by 1993 it was a worldwide fad. Simply printed circles of cardboard, the popularity of the game was totally inexplicable, and there was even a World Pog Federation to set rules and monitor championships. And then America came to its collective senses and nobody ever played Pogs again.