So being insecure about your body isn't just a woman thing anymore. These bodybuilders (who, it must be said, have put a fair amount of work into their figures) are so bizarrely fetishistic about getting bigger and bigger that they make YouTube videos about being a giant. Sorry, dudes, all the Creatine in the world aren't going to make you Gulliver. These videos, some of which dub in the voices of scared townspeople fleeing in terror from their utter... bigness... are simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.
I don't know what it is, but dudes seem to really get into girls sinking to their death in pools of quicksand. You would be amazed at how many perverts on Youtube have channels that are just full of carefully-extracted clips from sources as arcane as 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials that have chicks getting sucked under the Earth by this much-misunderstood natural phenomenon. Never mind that quicksand is pretty easy to escape from - that would just get in the way of the perversity.
I've found that a lot of fetishes seem to ground themselves in involuntary behaviors - there's something about the loss of control, no matter what it's prompted by, that gets weirdos off. One such fetish is sneezing - although you or I may see a spray of unsolicited mucus out of somebody's nose as a bit of a boner-killer, but that's just our opinion, man. What I like about a lot of these fetishes is how bizarrely specific they are - there's just something that burned its way into the brains of these people that is a permanent part of their erotic makeup. For this dude, it's neck veins. Yes indeed, this intrepid YouTuber has amassed a collection of video clips featuring girls with their neck veins sticking out. Why this is sexy, I will never know. Nor do I want to.
So the whole "fat fetish" thing is weird, but whatever - some dudes like crackers, some like jelly, some like it a little in between. Ain't no shame in that. But when it gets to be the fat itself that's getting you off, and you mix it with a little S&M, well then you've got something truly freaky. "Gut flopping," as seen in the video above, is when a chubby girl uses her weight to punish her male companion. I think life's probably punished him enough.
One would thing that, if you wanted to see chicks in spandex costumes getting snuffed, you could pick up just about any Marvel or DC "event comic" of the last ten years. And yet, for some people it isn't as hot if it's not in motion. Hence the plethora of perverts capturing and uploading scenes from the most low-rent movies that feature superbabes dying in a million horrible ways. Pictured here: eaten by mop.
Most of these fetishes are like "Oh, well, OK. That's bananas, but if it's what you're into, whatevs. More power to you." But then something like this comes along, where this woman seems to be completely getting herself off by mangling her belly button with a sharp object, and I just have to look away and go take a moment to smell some flowers and convince myself that we don't actually live in Hell.
You know, I'm cool with balloons. I think they're OK for birthday parties, political rallies, stuff like that. Perfectly cool invention. But I've never wanted to bring 'em into the bedroom. Some people, however - some people do. Inflation fetishists love it when stuff gets filled up with air - be it inner tubes, blimps, or insane custom-crafted pieces of clothing.
This is sort of the opposite of the last entry - instead of pumping air into something, you're sucking it out. In this case, out of a bizarre latex coffin. This is a claustrophobe's worst nightmare, but it also gets a dedicated subclass of fetishists very randy indeed. Do you have any idea how much one of these things costs?
This is sort of the opposite of the last entry - instead of pumping air into something, you're sucking it out. In this case, out of a bizarre latex coffin. This is a claustrophobe's worst nightmare, but it also gets a dedicated subclass of fetishists very randy indeed. Do you have any idea how much one of these things costs?tor" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Okay, we've been dredging the depths of deviancy here in this article, but I think this is going to be as far as we can go. Once you've discovered a whole subculture of people who like putting on rubber pants and swimming around in animal feces, what else is ever going to shock you? Unsurprisingly, this is a British thing, home of bizarre fetishes involving not being clean.
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