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The Brown Ring of Boredom
This means your Xbox is feeling a little “blah” and needs someone to shake things up. Grab your Xbox and shake the shit out of it.
The Gray Ring of Dust
This just means that the Power Ring is dusty and needs to be cleaned. C'mon, dude, take care of your stuff. Geez.
The Orange Ring of Delicious Reese’s Pieces |
In a brilliant marketing scheme, the likes of which haven't been seen since E.T., the orange light takes control of your brain and makes you buy those delicious little peanut butter candies. They are so much better than M&Ms you guys. Oh my God. I'm going to go buy some right now.
The Psychedelic Ring of Chillness |
This is your Xbox telling you “Hey, it’s okay, you can smoke that when you play me. I’m cool.”
The Puce Ring of Sickness |
Puce is a gross color. It’ll also be gross when your Xbox spews all over everything, because if you see this ring, that’s about to happen (it’s probably from the tacos).
The Purple Ring of Horniness
Your Xbox needs special attention. Attachments required (gross).
The White Ring of Emptiness
This means your Xbox is hungry and needs a taco in order to keep functioning. Shove a taco into the disc slot. Don’t worry, it’ll totally work.
The Yellow Ring of Disappointment
Your Xbox can’t believe you’re still playing Wall-E: The Video Game! What are you, poor?!?
The Blue Ring of Oncoming Depression
Xbox knows that you've almost beaten New Vegas and that spring is coming. It's going to miss you.
The Blurpleengellow Ring of Wonder
Your Xbox has invented a new color for you! Do you like it? Do you? It really wants you to like it!
The Purple Ring of Horniness
Your Xbox needs special attention. Attachments required (gross).
